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Joke of the Day

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"

"Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious."

"A blind person walks in to a bar."

"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."

"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."

"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"