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Joke of the Day

"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Want to know why? Or do you want to know z?"

"The Mafia secret What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."

"When I was a kid, I would launch Hamsters and other small rodents in my model rockets. I called it the Gerbil Space Program."

"[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!"

"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"

"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"

"Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying ""Home Alone"" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies."

"My spirit animal is fried chicken"