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Joke of the Day

"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."

"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"

"What's the difference between Jews and Christians? Jews get really angry, but Christians just get a little cross."

"My favorite brand of cider is Dicken's. My wife also loves Dicken's cider. ( )"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."