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Joke of the Day

"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"

"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"

"*as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 ""Wow, push-ups?"" Uhm, no? Just learning to count."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."

"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"

"What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway? A nun with a spear through her head."