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Joke of the Day
"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."
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"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"
"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"It all changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.... My name, my address, my phone number..."
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"What do you get for stealing a slut's vegetables? Herpeas."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"