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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."

"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"

"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"

"What did the diligent whore get for Christmas? lots and lots of karma"

"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."

"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."

"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""

"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."

"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"