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Joke of the Day
"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
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"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury."
"Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut."
"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."
"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
"My family treats me like a god. They only talk to me when they want something."
"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"