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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
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"Those who say ""two wrongs don't make a right"" have obviously never tried ranch dressing on french fries."
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."
"This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]"
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
"Relationship threats: teens: i'll cheat on you 20's: i'll go to the bar with my boys 30's: I'm gonna watch all of our shows without you"
"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
"I play soccer... Just for kicks"