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Joke of the Day

"What branch of the military are horses in? The NaaaaayyyVY"

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"I like my coffee how I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer. Edit - happy Halloween!"

"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"

"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

"Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one"

"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"