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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer. Edit - happy Halloween!"
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"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
"One day a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly the blonde's friend said ""Oh look a dead birdie!"" The blonde looked up and said ""Where?"""
"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""
"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"
"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"
"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"
"How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em."