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Joke of the Day
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"
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"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"Probably the worst time to say ""Or what?!"" is when the cops are telling you to drop the gun and step out of the vehicle."
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"
"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. It's Secret Asian Flan"
"A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said ""I will text you when I get home"". I think she's homeless."
"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."