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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."

"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."

"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."

"There are actually only two stages of parenthood: having children, and having children who can reach things on countertops."

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."