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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"

"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""

"I hate when people read over my shoulder while I'm texting. 2 car lengths please Mr. Policeman."

"I've found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds."

"Friends: ""I need a new profile picture."" Me: ""I need a new face."""

"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."

"It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves... They always take things, literally."

"What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman? A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry"

"How to calm a crying baby: 1. Pick it up. 2. Ok, so when it turns like 5 you can put it back down. Good luck."