121036

Joke of the Day

"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."

Next Joke
 
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram!"
"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."
"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"
"Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the bulb for being broke and the room for being black!"
"Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever."
"GOT knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? No one. No one, who? Jk it's Arya Stark. I'm out, Jaqen H'ghar."
"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
Terms & Privacy