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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't George R.R Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all 140 characters."
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"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."
"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb? None - because they would all be replaced by white actors."
"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."