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Joke of the Day

"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."

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"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"
"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"
"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"
"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"
"Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg? Because he got cold feet."
"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"
"After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name"
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""