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Joke of the Day
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
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"Did you know our brains are 75% fat? Thinking about putting mine on a diet."
"What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome."
"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."
"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."
"Cup of coffee Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking"
"Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run."
"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."
"Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage."
"I had a weird dream last night that I was eating huge marshmallows! I woke up this morning wanting smore!"