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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Manischewitz Wine? Kick him in the nuts."
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"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Thestewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."""
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age."
"Whenever you find four Priests... you'll find a Fifth."
"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."
"Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber."
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"
"Interested in seeing the ""North Pole""? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)"