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Joke of the Day

"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"

"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

"What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"Want to read my favorite dirty Jewish word? splurge"

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali All-E"

"Did you know that a famous DJ has a dirty fetish? Because there is an Armin van Buuren"