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Joke of the Day

"Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber."

"I was wondering how close the twister was... The answer blew me away"

"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."

"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."

"*Removes smoke detector battery **Cooks in silence"

"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"

"Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter"

"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."

"What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture."

"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""