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Joke of the Day

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"

"I can swallow two bits of string... And they will come out tied together. I shit you knot!"

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."

"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."

"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."

"I just burned 2000 calories... That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!!!"

"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""