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Joke of the Day
"Interested in seeing the ""North Pole""? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)"
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"If getting proper sleep the night before was a necessity for writing an exam, then I'd fail every single time."
"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."
"The most terrifying sentence in the world. ""I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."" -RR"
"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"
"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."
"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."
"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."
"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"