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Joke of the Day
"What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia"
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"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""
"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"