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Joke of the Day

"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."

"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? ...because they are hiding"

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench... A man wearing a long raincoat approaches, opens it and flashes them. Two of the ladies immediately have a stroke. The third couldn't reach."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"

"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."

"When people see you as a competition, you already won."

"I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert."