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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."

"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."

"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type."

"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."

"In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say ""I'm Shia LaBeouf"""

"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."