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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"

"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."

"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."

"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."

"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."

"The projected sales figur- *phone buzzes* the proj- *buzzes again* *checks phone* Excuse me for a moment gentelmen I'm being owned online"

"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"

"What's the difference between a gorilla and an Italian in the bathtub? The gorilla gets out to shit."

"Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years"

"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."