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Joke of the Day
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
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"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"
"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."
"How many times do I have to say ""excuse me"" before ""get the f*ck out of my way"" becomes acceptable?"
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"
"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."
"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"