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Joke of the Day

"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""

"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"

"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"

"The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes."

"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet. I defeated him."

"Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa. But then I realised it was my mother-in-law."

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."