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Joke of the Day
"Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money."
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"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""
"I don't know anything about golf... ...but I just watched it on TV for a couple minutes. It looks really easy. I'm sure I could get a very high score."
"At a job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer. I responded, ""No, I always give 110%."""
"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"
"I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"
"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."