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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"Why did the shark keep swimming in circles It had nosebleed."

"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"

"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."

"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel"

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"Microsoft just announced they are changing the name of Xbox's Premier Multiplayer Service from Xbox Live to Xbox Dead..."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"

"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."

"What part of the body never wins? Dafeat"