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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"

"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."

"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"Two cows are standing in a field One cow says ""moooooo"" the other cow says ""fuck! I was just about to say that"""

"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses."