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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
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"After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score."
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"
"[at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It's difficult to say."
"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"I thought I saw a new color today but it turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination."
"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"
"I've done it, finally. I invented a pill that makes your farts smell exactly the way your food tasted. Get me the President"