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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
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"ME: My cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned VET: This is a dog"
"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"
"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."
"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."
"What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex."
"Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door"
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."
"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."