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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
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"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
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"What do you call a woman who uses Vagisil? a Basic bitch"
"Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of."
"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."
"Me: Hey lady, you can't park there. Her: I'm just running into Starbucks. Me: Oh shit, my bad. Laws don't apply to you then."
"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."