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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer. I responded, ""No, I always give 110%."""

"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."

"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."

"Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother."

"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."

"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."