45818

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw bananas at her."

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called ""Innuendo"". So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"

"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."

"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"

"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight. She told me, ""DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!"" I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later."

"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"

"TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*"