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Joke of the Day

"Raising ones leg and releasing a loud fart is a proper response for any man who doesn't like his wife's tone of voice."

"I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes She cupped her hands & yelled ""Shoes, where are you?"" I'd help her, but I want to see if this works"

"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"

"What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer"

"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."

"What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally? Everyone there."

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"

"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."

"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."