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Joke of the Day
"So many weirdos, so little internet."
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"FIRMS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERING SERVICES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT PRICES THEY REFUSE TO DISCUSS."
"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"
"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"What's black and never works? DECAF YOU RACIST FUCK"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."
"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."
"A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned."