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Joke of the Day

"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"

"Introducing 2017's newest best seller: A Million Little Fibers. Written by Melania Trump."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"

"You're Like The End Of The Bread... Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you."

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"

"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."

"Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"

"The worst thing about browsing reddit is [removed]"