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Joke of the Day
"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"
Next Joke
"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"
"I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money"
"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("
"Kesha got a lip tattoo that says, 'Suck It.' I'd suggest you 'Disinfect It,' 'Fumigate It,' or better yet, 'Avoid It.'"
"how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"A QA Tester walks into a bar."
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is."
"When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane"