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Joke of the Day

"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"

"Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend..."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."

"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"

"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"

"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland? You get a sun *Bern.*"