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Joke of the Day

"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""

"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."

"How does a one armed man row a boat? In a circle."

"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."

"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."

"Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive."

"I'm even late for work when I work from home"

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"

"Have you seen the new movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet"

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."