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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."

"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"

"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."

"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"

"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."

"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"

"Why don't Indians play soccer? Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!"