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Joke of the Day

"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."

"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"

"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."

"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"

"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it."

"I don't know what the big deal is. Putting my toddler to bed is easy... In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times."