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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"
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"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."
"I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"
"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"
"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."