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Joke of the Day

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us."

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."

"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."

"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."

"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."