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Joke of the Day
"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"
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"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""
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"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""