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Joke of the Day
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."
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"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"
"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"
"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"
"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."
"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"
"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."
"""Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that's going to last the entire car ride."" - The worst people alive"