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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"

"It's Afro Carribean Hair Day at work tomorrow... ...I'm dreadin' it."

"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."

"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't get stuck in the doorway The doorway gets stuck in her"

"Wipe that smile off your face :"

"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""

"Saying ""I'm sorry"" is the same as saying ""I apologize"" ...Except at a funeral."

"Today I Almost Fucked Up by finishing with a bad bunch line Whoops-"

"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."