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Joke of the Day
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I'm blind"
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"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."
"An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."
"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."
"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""
"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"
"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."
"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned"