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Joke of the Day
"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."
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"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."
"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."
"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
"Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox"
"Must thank Matthew Broderick for overcoming my fear of sex after pregnancy. He reminded me that sometimes you just have to get back on the horse."
"Before twitter I would walk into a room and forget what I went in there for. nnNow, I don't even walk into the right room"
"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."