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Joke of the Day

"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."

"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""

"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"

"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."

"What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after? A one night stand with Jesus"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field"

"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."

"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"