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Joke of the Day
"All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun."
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"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"
"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."
"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."
"Where did William Tell take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""
"My cross-eyed friend was just diagnosed with depression. I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything."
"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."