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Joke of the Day

"I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose Chivalry is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove otherwise."

"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."

"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."

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"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter."

"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"

"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."

"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""

"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."