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Joke of the Day

"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""

"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"

"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."

"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""

"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"

"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"

"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."

"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."

"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"